A Perfect Father's Day...

My dad and I had about as good a Father's Day as anyone could. Golf, swimming, watching the open, eating burgers and dogs, and getting gifts from our thoughtful loved ones. There were many good ones, but my little girl had apparently been waiting over a month to give me this gift which, at her insistance, I lugged to work with me this morning...

To a guy on the elevator: "Don't worry, he doesn't bite that hard...".