Thursday, April 06, 2006

Blog Post For Ted In His Absence...


Ted is on the road to South Carolina and I'm sure he would not have wanted to miss this so I'll post it in the manner of all things Ted. Here goes...

The Rolling Stones have arrived in China for a series of shows. When was the the last time (insert name of your crappy favorite band) played stadiums in China?

Apparently, according to the article, the Chinese government has cut "Beast of Burdan" and "Brown Sugar" from the Stones Forty Licks greatest hits collection for the Chinese release. This blows, but there is one positive, if not humorous, aspect to this. Can you picture a delegation of Maoist cultural police pricks sitting around a big conference table with their headphones on listening intently to Rolling Stones songs for lyrics that offended their communist sensibilities? "What is this 'tent show queen'? We can't have this in China...".

Lastly, how did "Start Me Up" get by these geniuses? (see last two lines of the lyrics here)

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Why must you bait me in this fashion?

 
At 2:19 PM, April 06, 2006, Blogger Chrispy said...

Leave it to the Stones to get right into a potential market.

You know, Jean Michel Jarre played China in the 70's, I think.

THAT's rock and roll.

 
At 2:28 PM, April 06, 2006, Blogger Tony Alva said...

Ted would have wanted me to. We're waiting with bated breath...

 
At 2:54 PM, April 06, 2006, Blogger Dave Cavalier said...

I wonder if Ronald McNair was in that version of Jarre's band.

 
At 4:05 PM, April 06, 2006, Blogger Hue B. Mooksuki said...

My monitor is a little screwy..

is that last line in the song

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At 4:47 PM, April 11, 2006, Blogger Jackson said...

Thank You Tony. Expect a new post by me soon about my experiences driving around Charleston listening to Exile - hint: THAT RECORD IS FUCKING AWESOME!

 
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