Attention All IDM Readers: You Are Invited To a Party!!!

The 9th Annual Alva's/Yoda Jacket's 4th of July Party will be held on Saturday July 1st. Many readers can attest to the fact that this is quite a fiesta in which a multitude of family and friends bring themselves and their kids to run around largely unsupervised while their parents scarf down most excellent frozen margaritas from the machine we lease, drink unlimited quantity of top shelf beer from a keg, and then watch very drunk grown men shoot off an extremely dangerous fireworks display (dangerous for them, not you).

This year we will also have live music provided by Jay Memory.

We have some space for out of towners if you don’t mind surfing couches (you’re more than welcome to sleep in the yard, but the Homeowner’s Association asks that you get up after the sunburn has reddened one half of your face).

There’s never been a bad one of these and they always generate fine memories for all who attend, so if you’ve got no plans and are looking for something adventurous, consider attending this event. As always, no video taping is allowed in order to protect the privacy of all those who wind up drunk and naked. Final note: I get dibs on reenacting the “I am a golden God!” scene from ‘Almost Famous’ this year. George is forbidden from ever doing this stunt again since he missed the blow up wading pool last time.