Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Attention All IDM Readers: You Are Invited To a Party!!!

The 9th Annual Alva's/Yoda Jacket's 4th of July Party will be held on Saturday July 1st. Many readers can attest to the fact that this is quite a fiesta in which a multitude of family and friends bring themselves and their kids to run around largely unsupervised while their parents scarf down most excellent frozen margaritas from the machine we lease, drink unlimited quantity of top shelf beer from a keg, and then watch very drunk grown men shoot off an extremely dangerous fireworks display (dangerous for them, not you).

This year we will also have live music provided by Jay Memory.

We have some space for out of towners if you don’t mind surfing couches (you’re more than welcome to sleep in the yard, but the Homeowner’s Association asks that you get up after the sunburn has reddened one half of your face).

There’s never been a bad one of these and they always generate fine memories for all who attend, so if you’ve got no plans and are looking for something adventurous, consider attending this event. As always, no video taping is allowed in order to protect the privacy of all those who wind up drunk and naked. Final note: I get dibs on reenacting the “I am a golden God!” scene from ‘Almost Famous’ this year. George is forbidden from ever doing this stunt again since he missed the blow up wading pool last time.

10 Comments:

At 11:46 AM, June 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man. I wish I could join.

 
At 11:46 AM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Dave Cavalier said...

Uh, that was me.

 
At 12:20 PM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Tony Alva said...

Hey! good to have you back. Where you been? Your fund didn't tank or something did it?

 
At 12:55 PM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Jackson said...

Sommink wrong wit da jpeg....

You are a golden god.

No promises, heck I should just stay here, except then the Legal Diva would divorce me prior to our nuptuals.....

 
At 12:55 PM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Jackson said...

Now da jpeg workin...

 
At 2:20 PM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Circy Nightshade said...

Tony forgot one very important detail. The party is the one time of the year that I make my now famous oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies.

And don't worry - what happens at the 4th of July party stays at the 4th of July party. Well, at least until you leave. Then we'll talk about you at the 'after party' while doing jello shots and eating smores.

 
At 2:25 PM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Tony Alva said...

Dave, no promises, but there might be some eligable southern women at this event. I'll have to ask her of course, but I'm pretty sure Katie will let you borrow her Strawberry Shortcake sheets for the couch down in the studio.

Jackson,

Don't get divorced before your new bed arrives, but see if you can't coax her into to coming down. It will definately be worth it.

 
At 4:54 PM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Dave Cavalier said...

Fund is alive and prospering. Just a busy, busy time. I will return.

Now, these eligible Southern women...I assume they are too old to sleep on Strawberry Shortcake sheets?

Since it is the South, I feel I have to ask,

 
At 5:06 PM, June 20, 2006, Blogger Circy Nightshade said...

Dave,

'too old for Strawberry Shortcake sheets' is truly just a state of mind, but yes, all ladies qualifying as available are legal.

 
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