Monday, July 30, 2007

"Ready the bonewax, get that cat out of here..."


Steve got married again. Great. I really don't care much about that, but I am incensed that they don't list "Man with Two Brains" in his brief filmography. Mw/2B's ranks amongst the top five funniest movies ever made. Disagree? You haven't watched it then. Was fortunate to meet a bunch of fellow Mw/2B's fans at a party recently and our wives were all aghast that there were others like their husband's who laugh at this flick everytime it comes on TBS or something.
Women...


"Was that you out on the lake kissing that brain in a jar?"

"No, it must have been somebody else...."


I must go buy a copy right now...

9 Comments:

At 1:13 PM, July 30, 2007, Blogger Jackson said...

The Pointy Birds:

The Ponty Birds
So Pointy Pointy
Annoint My Head
Annointy Nointy

In Dillman's Grove anyone?

 
At 2:15 PM, July 30, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PUT DOWN THAT CREDIT CARD! You can love the movie and not have to own it. (shocking - but true)

The Mrs.

 
At 2:35 PM, July 30, 2007, Blogger fatsacca said...

"our wives were all aghast that there were others like their husbands"

Happy, simple life forms we are.

 
At 4:06 PM, July 30, 2007, Blogger m o o k s u k i said...

I own this dvd and it's one of my favorite movies. The drunk test is one of my favorite parts

"Man your drunk tests are hard"

or another great line

"Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced *azaleas*."

Or Deloris' angry line...

I'll get you for this, you n****r kike wop.

I could go on forever -

when they talk about putting a brain into a gorilla - "I cant fuck a gorilla"

I am going to watch that tonight right after hells kitchen

 
At 4:28 PM, July 30, 2007, Blogger Tony Alva said...

Hue,

Thanks for reminding me that Hell's Kitchen is on tonight, almost forgot.

How 'bout when talking to Dr. Necessitor after discovering his collection of brains, "How do you keep them all alive without any wires or those ZZZZZZZZZ things?"

The freakin' dance that he does while the brain sings that "if I lika a you, and you lika a me, and we lika both the same..." cracks me up just thinking about it.

When the Dr. asks him what he's doing he replies, "Oh, I was trying to make that sound you get with new cordoroys...".

"Our marriage lies broken on the floor like the shards of this vase (vase bounces back up into his hands) AH! 16th century Indian rubber vase huh?".

 
At 5:51 PM, July 30, 2007, Blogger milkyum said...

Into the mud scum queen!

 
At 1:18 AM, July 31, 2007, Blogger Jackson said...

Would you like a drink

I'll have a Tahitian Lady

Flaming?

No, that's for tourists.

 
At 4:53 PM, July 31, 2007, Blogger Jackson said...

......damn cats.

 
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