Cartoon Hotties...

Since blogging is all about transparency, why don't we all just come clean and admit it: Everybody has their own cartoon hottie. It looks like both Hue and I have expressed some shared affection for June on Little Einstein's. My wife is quick to point out exactly how sick this is since she's supposed to be like six years old. Now, if they were supposed to be only six years old, how are they able to fly a rocket ship I ask? They're at least teenagers in my book, and judging by her advanced dancing skills, June is eighteen at a minimum. (high five Hue).

While June might be a cutie, she is not at the top of the list. This MILF like vixen is:

This is Stanley's mom. She's a dentist and if something was to happen to my wife and I was left alone, I would do my damnedest to woo her away from her cartoon husband, who also happens to be a cartoonist, and that weird kid of hers who carries around a fish bowl everywhere he goes and...

Okay, shut up you sick bastard.

Hue also mentioned Mrs. Jettson, nice call. I'm sure she's held up well through the years. How 'bout it? Anyone else got any animated amour?