Friday, April 21, 2006

Cartoon Hotties...


Since blogging is all about transparency, why don't we all just come clean and admit it: Everybody has their own cartoon hottie. It looks like both Hue and I have expressed some shared affection for June on Little Einstein's. My wife is quick to point out exactly how sick this is since she's supposed to be like six years old. Now, if they were supposed to be only six years old, how are they able to fly a rocket ship I ask? They're at least teenagers in my book, and judging by her advanced dancing skills, June is eighteen at a minimum. (high five Hue).

While June might be a cutie, she is not at the top of the list. This MILF like vixen is:



This is Stanley's mom. She's a dentist and if something was to happen to my wife and I was left alone, I would do my damnedest to woo her away from her cartoon husband, who also happens to be a cartoonist, and that weird kid of hers who carries around a fish bowl everywhere he goes and...

Okay, shut up you sick bastard.

Hue also mentioned Mrs. Jettson, nice call. I'm sure she's held up well through the years. How 'bout it? Anyone else got any animated amour?

16 Comments:

At 11:45 AM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Jackson said...

um....another reason to ramain childless? Sorry, can't join you in cartoon hottie land - I'm busy in actual hottie land.

 
At 12:29 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Tony Alva said...

Chicken... come clean when you feel like being honest with yourself.

 
At 1:22 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Jackson said...

I am being honest - I don't watch cartoons - I rarely watch TV at all. I'm happy to support your right to fetishize female cartoon images, I'm just not interested in cartoons.

 
At 3:27 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Hue B. Mooksuki said...

How about Mrs. Nuetron (Jimmy's Mom) or as Mr. Neutron calls her, Sugar Booger.

Timmy's mom is pretty hot from Fairly Odd Parents, Vicky could use a little "Shrew Taming" (if you know what I mean).

I agree the Little Einsteins have to be at least 18. I mean, hell you gotta have a pilot license before you can learn how to fly a Rocket ship... don't you? And the heavily fortifide secret lair? No 6 year old could build one of those.

Dee Dee Doodle from the Rock Group, "The Doodle Bops" is kind of cute, and I'm a sucker for an plastic haired girl who plays an instrument.

Although not a cartoon, Maria from Seasame Street is still a knockout after 35 years, and her daughter Gaby... wow.

From our generation:

Mrs Jetson and daughter Judy - Oh yeah!

Who can forget Penelope Pitstop and Josie and Pussycats.

 
At 4:45 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Chrispy said...

This is scaring me.

Do the ladies from "Heavy Metal" count?

 
At 4:56 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Taiwanese Hemp Farmer said...

Gotta be Kim Possible!!!

And yes, she is older than 6.

 
At 5:26 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Tony Alva said...

Chris,

Absolutely!!! I've got to find some .jpg's of them, hell, I need to get that f'ng DVD...

 
At 5:33 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Tony Alva said...

Com'on Jackson... You can't tell me you didn't watch cartoons when you were a kid? We know you weren't rasied Jahovah Witness.

Is it because your cartoon love was Thelma from Scooby Doo perhaps?

Damn Hue!

That's some rapid fire cartoon love!

How 'bout Trixy, Speed Racer's gal?

The Pussycats, well, Let's not even go there. You know the dingy drummer chick was hauling male groupies onto the bus and...

Alright, alright I'm a sick bastard.

 
At 5:38 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Tony Alva said...

The Hemp Farmer from the Far East likes it rough!

 
At 5:54 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger }{e@d$hot Zod said...

I was thinking of Elastigirl from the Incredibles. Although I could get over the big head thing and feminist issues. But like Frozone says "Their always trying to tell you who their secret identities are, thinking it will strengthen the relationship" and that kinda blows it for me. Then there's Holli Would and a few others from the movie "Cool World". But I guess my choice for best 'toon "dirty girl" would be the witch from Bugs Bunny :) ehehehee. hahahaha A c-cup of t-tea.

 
At 5:57 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger Jackson said...

I'm sorry - you mean when I was a kid? Different story.

All the pussycats, none of the flintstones.

Mostly I was attracted to Bugs Bunny in drag.

Heavy Metal the Movie - oooooh - talk about nipples the size of doorknobs!

 
At 9:09 PM, April 21, 2006, Blogger stormville said...

I always had a crush on Calvin's mom from Calvin & Hobbes

 
At 8:41 AM, April 24, 2006, Blogger Dave Cavalier said...

Two words:

Wil ma

 
At 4:39 PM, April 24, 2006, Blogger Circy Nightshade said...

Ever notice that the majority of cartoon females (Stanley's mom, Jimmy Neutron's mom, Kim Possible,
Wilma Flintstone...) all have red hair. What's up with that?

 
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