Tuesday, November 18, 2008

It's only a matter of time now...


Michael Jackson is as broke as General Motors. The difference between GM and MJ is that he's convinced nothing is the matter and his records are still flying off shelves. I predict either three things will happen: Rick Rubin will attempt to produce his next record, but give up once he realizes how far gone the dude is, he'll get offed by one of the many shady characters he's borrowed money from, or he'll appear before Congress demanding $300 billion in bailout money.

Making a couple of great records doesn't give you amuninty from being a complete dick.

5 Comments:

At 1:34 PM, November 18, 2008, Blogger hazmat said...

Amen.

 
At 5:02 PM, November 20, 2008, Blogger Dave Cavalier said...

On the other hand, Michael Jackson is just like Wal-Mart: He's got boys' underpants half off!

(ba-da-bing!)

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

 
At 8:17 PM, November 22, 2008, Blogger dhc said...

Re: Dave: BOOOOOO HISSSSSSS! Don't quit your day job... :-D

 
At 4:25 PM, December 01, 2008, OpenID catherinette said...

The other main differences include:

GM doesn't run around with a mask on.
GM doesn't name all his sons "Prince."
GM doesn't wear a stupid glove and have a fake nose.

 
At 8:19 AM, December 02, 2008, Blogger Jackson said...

Dave,

Don't know where dhc keeps the old sense of humor, but mines up an' runnin' and that was indeed very funny.

Jack-O needs to be kept on a remote island with Whitney and Britney where they can do no more harm.

 

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