Pistol's you magnificent bastard...

Sorry I've been absent here, but work is getting in the way and actually making me angry.

Until I get a breather, take a look at this Pulitzer worthy work. If this isn't representative of "A trailblazer in the emerging field of Cartesian doucheism" I don't know what could be.

Well done sir. I say bring this man the finest meats and cheeses...