Date: September 30, 2008
To: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
From: Tony Alva and a shitload of people that seek a bipartisan solution to Wall St. crisis
Subject: How to win friends and influence people
A bit of advise to you and that douchebag Barney Frank: When you're having a hard time mustering votes in your own party for passage of one of the most important bills to hit the floor in decades and must convince a skeptical bunch of number crunching GOP members who's constituencies are ringing they're phones off the hook and pleading with them to vote "Nay", do us all a favor and...