Dicks be gone...

I hate dicks**. What are dicks you ask? Dicks are people who go out of their way to be a dick to you. How does one get deemed a dick? When everybody agrees that based on their continuous acts of dickdom, they are worthy of the title. In the case of the dicks I'm dealing with these last two weeks, there seems to be unanimous and overwhelming consensus that these individuals are indeed dicks.

How does one react to dicks? Well, since these are work dicks and I'm at an age where maturity restrains me from executing the obvious choice of poetic and just response, landing one of my now legendary left hooks upside their enormous dick head is out. Nope, all I can do is lay in wait for the day (coming soon) that I see them carting their little box of personal effects onto the elevator while on my way to lunch and ask, "So, how's it going today?"

Until that day, I must grind my teeth.

God, I hate dicks...

**The photo of Dick Van Dyke is being used in lieu of an actual penis photo to ensure that those referenced in the above post don't get out'ed do to the astounding similarity in the likeness. I have nothing against Dick Van Dyke other than the fact that he was and remains unfunny, which doesn't constitute being a "dick" per se.