Friday, May 02, 2008

I love Europe, but this is why they are weak...

I know everyone has seen this story and is as outraged as everybody else, but here's what many are missing in the tail section of all the fantastic journalistic peices we've seen covering this horrific freak show...

Let recap what we’re talking about here: This absolute galactic piece of shit starts raping his daughter at age eleven, imprisons her at eighteen in a windowless basement, continues raping her for more than two decades, has multiple children by her, may be responsible for the death of a baby, and what do Austrian prosecutors have in mind for this prick?

Anybody care to guess? Josephine?

That’s right pimply faced kid in the back row, can you stand up and tell the rest of the class your answer?

That’s right people, FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS!!! Oh wait, Chuck hold the phone… prosecutors say that if he’s found responsible for the baby’s death by neglecting to seek care when the poor thing was experiencing trauma shortly after birth the sentence could be increased to A WHOLE TWENTY YEARS!!!. Oh, well THAT extra five years sure evens everything up. My brother’s the mathematician in the family but, let me take a crack at this equation:

Years kept in basement being raped regularly = 24.
Possible maximum sentence for perpetrator = 20.

So, if...
And if...
And if, oops... I broke my pencil lead, wait a minute...


Minus the rotation of the earth...

And the answer is: 4. Four less years than the crime itself.

Snark aside, this is why I am unapologetically a death penalty supporter. Use DNA, or whatever science makes certain the charges stick (he’s already confessed) and put this fucker’s head on a pike. It’s still woefully inadequate punishment, but it’s a good place to start. This girl should not have to live one more day with the remotest of remote possibility that this guy will ever experience another kernel of joy. I don’t give a shit that killing him could be construed as “vengeful” justice. Why must we pretend that vengeance isn’t a part of the human condition, and that somethings are worth exacting revenge for?

Some fuckers simply deserve to die period, and this stain of humanity qualifies in spades. Get over yourself people, we’re not THAT enlightened. Inject’em, hang’em, shock’em, I don’t care which, but every subsequent breathe this guys takes, is an insult to his victims.

If it makes Austrians feel better, the fact that he’s no longer breathing can be spun as a global warming deterrence measure.

Geez…

5 Comments:

At 8:46 PM, May 04, 2008, Blogger Jackson said...

Can't argue your point except that just because Austria is in Europe we can't really accuse the rest of the continent of such outrageous injustice.

This guy needs a good old fashioned draw and quartering.

 
At 9:37 AM, May 05, 2008, Blogger Tony Alva said...

I was remined of your "off with their heads!" cry when watching the last couple of episodes of The Tudors. Sir Thomas Moore's sentence (which was later reduced to simply offing his head) was something else.

“Sir Thomas, you are to be hung by the neck at London Bridge and taken down alive. Then you are to have your private parts removed and your bowels taken from you. Your head is to be removed, boiled and put on a pike. Your body is then to be carved into four equal parts and dispatched to the four corners of Great Britain, so say this court. God have mercy on your soul, God Bless King Henry…”

Mrs. Alva and I imagined you shouting from the back of the church, "enough with all that crap, it takes too long, off with his head!"

 
At 1:05 PM, May 05, 2008, Blogger Jackson said...

Sir Thomas shoulda kept his mouth shut like he promised.

The English took capital punishment to a whole new level back in the day. Drawing and quartering, the method you cited, was very popular. Reserved for treasonous offenses, it was commuted to mere decapitaion when the guilty party was of noble blood, or, as in the case of Sir Thomas, a good friend of the king.

It's good to have friends in high places.

King Edward II had it pretty rough. The Dukes who has him whacked needed a plausible deniability, regicide being an unthinkable crime in the 1200's, so they couldn't leave any marks upon the royal personage. To that end the stuck a hot poker up his ass and impaled him.

I think your Austrian fella warrants a good hot poker treatment.

 
At 4:09 AM, May 07, 2008, Blogger Ginormous Boobs said...

You get more time for weed here...

 
At 12:25 PM, May 07, 2008, Anonymous Busbee said...

I don't know, TA. I imagine years in the pokey with the sodomites would be just punishment. Death is the easy way out in this case. This f-head needs to get a taste of his own medicine.

 

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