These are not the best of times, but they're the only times I've ever known...

A black hole sun is burning the world economy up as Wall Street shitheads take millions in get out of dodge money, while our country stands ready to vote a president into office who's hardly done more than study hard, get good grades in college, and pass the bar exam.

BUT even as my natural optimism drains from my tear ducts, I strain to see a small ray of hope leaking in, just a single blade of green grass poking up from the hard frozen tundra, a sliver of positive news that stands out against a tidal wave of gloom, and there it is!

A miracle.

"Someday this war is going to end..."

- Col. Kilgore -